nhboy
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A customer comes into a store, walks up to the counter, and orders a Polish sausage.
The man behind the counter says, "You must be Polish."
The customer becomes incensed. "This is an outrage! Just because I order a Polish sausage, you assume I'm Polish? If I had ordered an Italian sausage, would you assume I was Italian?"
The counter man responds, "Mister, this is a hardware store."
The man behind the counter says, "You must be Polish."
The customer becomes incensed. "This is an outrage! Just because I order a Polish sausage, you assume I'm Polish? If I had ordered an Italian sausage, would you assume I was Italian?"
The counter man responds, "Mister, this is a hardware store."