The dark side of Family Circus

[Tonio]

I can't provide a direct link, but try searching through Amazon.com for Bil Keane's collections of Family Circus cartoons. Some people have been writing very bizarre reviews of his books.

Exasperated with Daddy's rent boys, Thel divorces him, has breast-augmentation surgery, and fulfils her dreams since puberty--stripping and lap dancing. Daddy is naturally devastated. And yet, released from the chains of heterosexuality, Daddy again indulges in the forbidden pleasure, but promptly comes down with some serious VD. While he is taking some antibiotics, Grandma visits and asks to use the computer. Ignoring, for now, Daddy's massive collection of gay porn on the hard drive, she, once again, contrary to the stipulations of her parole, begins to hack into NASA's and the Pentagon's computers.

Thelma Keane, the most unstable of the Klan, is sent over the edge by Dolly feminist taunts that Strange Lisa is a better lover then Bil and is even better endowed. She becomes obsessed with being the perfect mother, for about two minutes, then she finds a bottle of Barcadi. But that night, she finds a wire hanger in Jeffy's closet, along with Anardo's body, but that's another story. Taking from her mentor Joan Crawford, she does what she sees is right. I don't want to give away the ending, but I for one will never eat bacon again.