An Italian Godfather was looking over his books to discover he found $10,000,000 was missing. He called in his book keeper who was a deaf mute.
The reason he had hired the book keeper was because he could not hear anything, and would be unable to testify in court.
The Godfather then summoned his attorney and the book keeper.
"Ask him where the money is" the godfather instructed the lawyer, who knew sign language. The lawyer asked the book keeper in sign "Where is the money?"
The book keeper returned "What money?"
The godfather asked the lawyer what the answer was, and the lawyer told him.
The godfather pulled out a gun, pointed it onto the head of the book keeper, and instructed the lawyer to ask him again.
The lawyer signed 'Where is the money?" The book keeper trembled, and signed to the lawyer "It is in a large suitcase buried behind my cousin Guido's shed in his backyard".
The godfather asked the attorney what the bookkeeper replied.
The lawyer turned to the godfather, stepped back, and said "He said you don't have the guts to pull the trigger...."
Bada bing......
The reason he had hired the book keeper was because he could not hear anything, and would be unable to testify in court.
The Godfather then summoned his attorney and the book keeper.
"Ask him where the money is" the godfather instructed the lawyer, who knew sign language. The lawyer asked the book keeper in sign "Where is the money?"
The book keeper returned "What money?"
The godfather asked the lawyer what the answer was, and the lawyer told him.
The godfather pulled out a gun, pointed it onto the head of the book keeper, and instructed the lawyer to ask him again.
The lawyer signed 'Where is the money?" The book keeper trembled, and signed to the lawyer "It is in a large suitcase buried behind my cousin Guido's shed in his backyard".
The godfather asked the attorney what the bookkeeper replied.
The lawyer turned to the godfather, stepped back, and said "He said you don't have the guts to pull the trigger...."
Bada bing......
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