Three Californians go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am from the San Diego School of Divinity and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and they let him go. The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of California School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy’s side and let him go. The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I’m a Cal-Berkley Electrical Engineer, and I’ll tell you right now you’ll never electrocute anybody if you don’t connect those two wires."
The Electrocution
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mamatutu
mama to two
Another good laugh, mud!
Thanks! I am, actually, going to sleep soon. Hub's flight got delayed because of the weather, but he will be home soon. Thanks for the laughs and support in the last few days. 
Another good laugh, mud!
So glad you made it through the week ok!
You should sleep in tomorrow!!!
(Don't get up before 1:00 p.m. lol I know I would!)
Have a great weekend!!!
