The ENT Doctor

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
A fellow was visiting his Ear, Nose & Throat doctor, who was performing a particularly uncomfortable and invasive examination of the guy's sinuses.

After a few prods that were definitely in places the guy had never felt before, he gasped, "I sure hope you know what you're doing!"

Without missing a beat, while still squinting into his instrument, the doctor replied, "Me, too!"
 
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