the farting shoes.

[craberta]

I found some awsome shoes the other day, expensive, but like walking on clouds....Got home, put them on and took the old dog out for a walk. Then the dog and I heard a sound, it stopped us in our tracks. It sounded like squirles fighting, or angry cats. We heard nothing more so we continued on...then we heard it again! We stop...freeze and listen in a stealthy manner. Silence......then we start walking again....we hear it...pffffft-blurp-squeeeek!...just as I realise what it is...doggy pounces on my shoes. You know that noise you can make with your hand in your armpit! These shoes do that! I could win the armpit fart noise contest hand down! They are so comfy,I am keeping though..they sound so flatulatingly loud.

 

[frozenrain]

I found some awsome shoes the other day, expensive, but like walking on clouds....Got home, put them on and took the old dog out for a walk. Then the dog and I heard a sound, it stopped us in our tracks. It sounded like squirles fighting, or angry cats. We heard nothing more so we continued on...then we heard it again! We stop...freeze and listen in a stealthy manner. Silence......then we start walking again....we hear it...pffffft-blurp-squeeeek!...just as I realise what it is...doggy pounces on my shoes. You know that noise you can make with your hand in your armpit! These shoes do that! I could win the armpit fart noise contest hand down! They are so comfy,I am keeping though..they sound so flatulatingly loud.

All you need is some rustly trousers and a squeaky bra and you could have your own one man band.
Just do not wear them in libraries or at serious functions and you will be fine.

 

[Queenofdenile1]

I found some awsome shoes the other day, expensive, but like walking on clouds....Got home, put them on and took the old dog out for a walk. Then the dog and I heard a sound, it stopped us in our tracks. It sounded like squirles fighting, or angry cats. We heard nothing more so we continued on...then we heard it again! We stop...freeze and listen in a stealthy manner. Silence......then we start walking again....we hear it...pffffft-blurp-squeeeek!...just as I realise what it is...doggy pounces on my shoes. You know that noise you can make with your hand in your armpit! These shoes do that! I could win the armpit fart noise contest hand down! They are so comfy,I am keeping though..they sound so flatulatingly loud.

OMG!!! I will beware of noise making shoes!!!

 

[belvak]

All you need is some rustly trousers and a squeaky bra and you could have your own one man band.
Just do not wear them in libraries or at serious functions and you will be fine.

The mental picture I have from this is hilarious!!

 

[morningbell]

Its the little things in life that keep you laughing

 

[jenni4]

I hate it when my pants make farting noises

 

[HouseCat]

I hate it when my pants make farting noises

mine always do that too...especially when I eat a lot of cheese...

 

[Beelzebaby666]

OOHH!!! I have a pair of mary jane style Airwalks. They are made of the same stuff Crocs are made of, only they're cute.

Anyway, only one farts when I walk. Presumably, because nobody's feet are exactly the same size or shape.

So when I walk, is goes, pffhttt, whoosh, pffhttt, whoosh.

I hate itwell:

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Its the little things in life that keep you laughing

Yeah, like that thing on the way home from BWI Sunday

I honestly can't remember exactly what it was, but it got us lost, made me cry and guided us to the health foods store for lunch