Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
A man who just died is delivered to a mortuary wearing an expensive expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde Mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like her husbands body dressed for the funeral. She points out the man looks just fine in the black suit he's already wearing...........
The widow points out tho,that her husband always looked his best when dressed in blue,and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the blonde Mortician a blank cheque and says,I don't care what it costs,but please have my husband in a nice blue suit in time for the viewing.
The widow returns the next day for the wake....to her delight, she finds her husband laid out in a gorgeous blue suit,with a subtle chalk stripe......the suit fits him perfectly...................
She says to the blonde Mortician,whatever this cost is worth every penny. He looks deeeeevine! I'm very satisfied.You did a excellent job and I'm very grateful,How much did you spend?
To her astonishment the blonde Mortician hands her back her blank cheque!!!!! There's no charge she says.
No really says the widow,I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.
Honestly Ma'mm,the blonde says,It cost nothing.You see a deceased gentleman of about your husbands size was brought in just after you left yesterday and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead of that loud blue suit,she said she didn't mind as long as he looked nice..........................
So I just switched the heads.................
The widow points out tho,that her husband always looked his best when dressed in blue,and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the blonde Mortician a blank cheque and says,I don't care what it costs,but please have my husband in a nice blue suit in time for the viewing.
The widow returns the next day for the wake....to her delight, she finds her husband laid out in a gorgeous blue suit,with a subtle chalk stripe......the suit fits him perfectly...................
She says to the blonde Mortician,whatever this cost is worth every penny. He looks deeeeevine! I'm very satisfied.You did a excellent job and I'm very grateful,How much did you spend?
To her astonishment the blonde Mortician hands her back her blank cheque!!!!! There's no charge she says.
No really says the widow,I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.
Honestly Ma'mm,the blonde says,It cost nothing.You see a deceased gentleman of about your husbands size was brought in just after you left yesterday and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead of that loud blue suit,she said she didn't mind as long as he looked nice..........................
So I just switched the heads.................
