nhboy
Ubi bene ibi patria
A plane takes off, and once it's leveled out at its cruising altitude, the pilot finishes addressing the passengers.
Thinking his microphone is off, the pilot then mumbles to himself, "I'd love a blowjob and a cup of coffee."
Of course the passengers hear this, so one of the female flight attendants rushes toward the cockpit to let the captain know his mic is still on.
As she runs up the aisle, one of the male passengers yells out, "Don't forget the coffee."
Thinking his microphone is off, the pilot then mumbles to himself, "I'd love a blowjob and a cup of coffee."
Of course the passengers hear this, so one of the female flight attendants rushes toward the cockpit to let the captain know his mic is still on.
As she runs up the aisle, one of the male passengers yells out, "Don't forget the coffee."