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THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an
Engineer. The second man was an Accountant. The third man was a Chemist and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show-off, The Engineer called to his cat...."T-Square, do your stuff !"
T-Square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper & a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The Accountant said that his cat could do better. He called to his cat and
said...."Spreadsheet, do your stuff !" Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He then divided them into 4 equal
piles.
Everyone agreed that was good.
The Chemist said that his cat could do better. He called to his cat and
said...."Beaker....do your stuff ! " Beaker got up, walked over to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard and
poured exactly 8 ounces of milk without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But, then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said...." What
can your cat do? "
The Government Employee called to his cat and said...." Coffee Break, do
your stuff ! "
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on
the paper, sexually assaulted the three other cats, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
put in for worker's compensation and went home for the rest of the day on
sick leave!!!
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an
Engineer. The second man was an Accountant. The third man was a Chemist and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show-off, The Engineer called to his cat...."T-Square, do your stuff !"
T-Square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper & a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The Accountant said that his cat could do better. He called to his cat and
said...."Spreadsheet, do your stuff !" Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He then divided them into 4 equal
piles.
Everyone agreed that was good.
The Chemist said that his cat could do better. He called to his cat and
said...."Beaker....do your stuff ! " Beaker got up, walked over to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard and
poured exactly 8 ounces of milk without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But, then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said...." What
can your cat do? "
The Government Employee called to his cat and said...." Coffee Break, do
your stuff ! "
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on
the paper, sexually assaulted the three other cats, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
put in for worker's compensation and went home for the rest of the day on
sick leave!!!
