The Great Orator speaks

[vraiblonde]

Somebody needs to smack him in the head to stop the skipping.

 

[Kyle]

Somebody needs to smack him in the head to stop the skipping.

It doesn’t help.

It just resets him back to the beginning, or puts him in ice cream mode.

 

[Dakota]

It doesn't help...

 

[NextJen]

 

[WingsOfGold]

Damn, word salad!

 

[Hijinx]

I wish they would buy him some glasses so he doesn't have to squint when he tries to read from the teleprompter.

 

[BOP]

Somebody needs to smack him in the head to stop the skipping.

I can't decide whether he's closer to Max Headroom, or the "Bewitched" TV show's Aunt Clara.

 

[Kyle]

I can't decide whether he's closer to Max Headroom, or the "Bewitched" TV show's Aunt Clara.

I was thinking Reverend Jim.

 

[gemma_rae]

I can't decide whether he's closer to Max Headroom, or the "Bewitched" TV show's Aunt Clara.

I vote Aunt Clara

This would make a great poll BOP.

 

[vraiblonde]

I can't decide whether he's closer to Max Headroom, or the "Bewitched" TV show's Aunt Clara.

I was thinking Reverend Jim.

If Aunt Clara and Reverend Jim had a baby.....

 

[Kyle]

If Aunt Clara and Reverend Jim had a baby.....

 

[Clem72]

I wish they would buy him some glasses so he doesn't have to squint when he tries to read from the teleprompter.

That was my thought, his natural tendency to word salad mixed with not being able to read the teleprompter.

 

[vraiblonde]

That was my thought, his natural tendency to word salad mixed with not being able to read the teleprompter.

Maybe that's what the teleprompter says and he's reading it just fine?

 

[Clem72]

Maybe that's what the teleprompter says and he's reading it just fine?

4-D Chess, doing it just to upset the conservatives. It all makes perfect sense.

 

[vraiblonde]

4-D Chess, doing it just to upset the conservatives. It all makes perfect sense.

You know, I often think that Biden's ineptitude is just a ruse and he fakes senility so we'll be like, "OMG that man is an inept senile dope!" instead of recognizing that all this chaos and destruction is intentional.

 

[Clem72]

You know, I often think that Biden's ineptitude is just a ruse and he fakes senility so we'll be like, "OMG that man is an inept senile dope!" instead of recognizing that all this chaos and destruction is intentional.

I saw him on a talk show a few years back, when he stated he wouldn't be running for president (had to make way for Hillary). At the time I didn't really know much about his political past or his kids. He appeared to be personable, quick witted, well spoken, and "poised". I thought he would have made a good candidate for the left. But looks like they should have checked his expiration date before purchasing.

 

[gemma_rae]

I wonder if Joe has a collection of door knobs?

 

[Monello]

I can't decide whether he's closer to Max Headroom, or the "Bewitched" TV show's Aunt Clara.

I'm going with Muttley, DD's dog.

 

[Monello]

You know, I often think that Biden's ineptitude is just a ruse and he fakes senility so we'll be like, "OMG that man is an inept senile dope!" instead of recognizing that all this chaos and destruction is intentional.

He's pulling a Klinger.

Or perhaps he's taking a page from the former US NV POW Doug Hegdahl.

 

[Sneakers]

I'm going with Muttley, DD's dog.

That's more like Kamala, with the incessant cackle.