The Harley

On a farm, there was a horse and a baby chick. One day, the horse is out in the field after a rain, and falls into a mudhole. He tries and tries, but can't get himself out. The chick happens to be walking nearby, sees the horse's predicament, and offers to help. The horse says, "Run back to the farmhouse, find the farmer and get him out here with his truck to pull me out." The chick runs as fast as her little legs can carry her, gets to the farmhouse only to find the farmer has gone to town. She looks around, sees the farmer's Harley in the shed. The chick jumps on, starts it up and drives out to the horse (ok, just bear with me here...). The chick ties a rope to the back of the bike, throws the other end to the horse and pulls him out. Tired, but happy, they go home.

A few months go by, and the chick is out in the field and falls into a hole. The sides are too steep and she can't climb out. She yells and yells until the horse hears her and comes to see what the matter is. The chick says, "I've fallen in this hole! Go get the farmer's Harley and pull me out!!". The horse thinks about, says "Naw, I've got a better idea...." The horse straddles the hole, let's his manhood drop down lower and lower until the chick can grab it. The horse pulls the chick to safety.

The Moral ??


















If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
 

frequentflier

happy to be living
On a farm, there was a horse and a baby chick. One day, the horse is out in the field after a rain, and falls into a mudhole. He tries and tries, but can't get himself out. The chick happens to be walking nearby, sees the horse's predicament, and offers to help. The horse says, "Run back to the farmhouse, find the farmer and get him out here with his truck to pull me out." The chick runs as fast as her little legs can carry her, gets to the farmhouse only to find the farmer has gone to town. She looks around, sees the farmer's Harley in the shed. The chick jumps on, starts it up and drives out to the horse (ok, just bear with me here...). The chick ties a rope to the back of the bike, throws the other end to the horse and pulls him out. Tired, but happy, they go home.

A few months go by, and the chick is out in the field and falls into a hole. The sides are too steep and she can't climb out. She yells and yells until the horse hears her and comes to see what the matter is. The chick says, "I've fallen in this hole! Go get the farmer's Harley and pull me out!!". The horse thinks about, says "Naw, I've got a better idea...." The horse straddles the hole, let's his manhood drop down lower and lower until the chick can grab it. The horse pulls the chick to safety.

The Moral ??


















If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
:lmao:
 

stgislander

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
On a farm, there was a horse and a baby chick. One day, the horse is out in the field after a rain, and falls into a mudhole. He tries and tries, but can't get himself out. The chick happens to be walking nearby, sees the horse's predicament, and offers to help. The horse says, "Run back to the farmhouse, find the farmer and get him out here with his truck to pull me out." The chick runs as fast as her little legs can carry her, gets to the farmhouse only to find the farmer has gone to town. She looks around, sees the farmer's Harley in the shed. The chick jumps on, starts it up and drives out to the horse (ok, just bear with me here...). The chick ties a rope to the back of the bike, throws the other end to the horse and pulls him out. Tired, but happy, they go home.

A few months go by, and the chick is out in the field and falls into a hole. The sides are too steep and she can't climb out. She yells and yells until the horse hears her and comes to see what the matter is. The chick says, "I've fallen in this hole! Go get the farmer's Harley and pull me out!!". The horse thinks about, says "Naw, I've got a better idea...." The horse straddles the hole, let's his manhood drop down lower and lower until the chick can grab it. The horse pulls the chick to safety.

The Moral ??


















If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
 
GW is a great story teller.
I don't tell stories... I tell truths.
Like the time I left a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...

I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Democrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? There are too many leaves in your walkway...
Thank you Abe Simpson.....
 
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