GopherM
Darwin was right
A man was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows
“Twenty dollars”, she whispers
The man had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell; it's only twenty bucks so they hide in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
“What's going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I'm making love to me wife!” the man answers, sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I'm sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know”
“Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face”.
“Twenty dollars”, she whispers
The man had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell; it's only twenty bucks so they hide in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
“What's going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I'm making love to me wife!” the man answers, sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I'm sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know”
“Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face”.
