The "I am going to hell for laughing at this" thread

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[vraiblonde]

I'm well past going to Hell for my inappropriate sense of humor, so now I just roll with it.

 

[Miker/t]

Trump Announces He Will Make Vivek Ramaswamy Head Of Tech Support In Next Administration

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will make Vivek Ramaswamy head of Tech Support in his next administration.

babylonbee.com

 

[Kyle]

 

[Sneakers]

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

 

[Miker/t]

 

[Gilligan]

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I was wondering if he died from a stroke.....same thing that killed his children's show.

 

[Clem72]

I was wondering if he died from a stroke.....same thing that killed his acting career.

Joke is good, but inaccurate. He has more than 3x as many acting credits after his 1991 arrest as he did before. And notably, they are almost all higher profile and likely better paying than his mostly bit parts from before. Hollywood doesn't mind a little perversion.

It did kill his children's show though.

 

[Gilligan]

Joke is good, but inaccurate. He has more than 3x as many acting credits after his 1991 arrest as he did before. And notably, they are almost all higher profile and likely better paying than his mostly bit parts from before. Hollywood doesn't mind a little perversion.

It did kill his children's show though.

That's what I said.

 

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[GopherM]

Why didn't Hellen Keller's lovers know when they had satisfied her?

She was always moaning behind their backs!