GopherM
Darwin was right
An Italian gentleman was sitting in a bar in Milan when he noticed a beautiful young blond sitting by herself at a table. He eased his way over to her and offered to buy her a drink which she graciously accepted. After sitting together for a while and working through the communication differences he convinced her to return to his apartment with him.
Once there, one thing led to another and they ended up in bed for a passionate session. After a very energetic interlude, he asked her, “You finish?”
She replied, “No.”
Well, he figured he hadn’t done his best so he went back on the attack with even more passion. A lot of thrusting and sweating took place on both sides and once he was spent he again asked, “You finish?”
Again she replied, “No.”
Being a true Italian lover he was not going to let the evening end without bringing her to full pleasure, so he set about the task again with even more energy. After nearly another hour, both were panting and moaning in complete satisfaction and he asked again, “You finish?’
To which she replied, “No, I Norwegian!”
Once there, one thing led to another and they ended up in bed for a passionate session. After a very energetic interlude, he asked her, “You finish?”
She replied, “No.”
Well, he figured he hadn’t done his best so he went back on the attack with even more passion. A lot of thrusting and sweating took place on both sides and once he was spent he again asked, “You finish?”
Again she replied, “No.”
Being a true Italian lover he was not going to let the evening end without bringing her to full pleasure, so he set about the task again with even more energy. After nearly another hour, both were panting and moaning in complete satisfaction and he asked again, “You finish?’
To which she replied, “No, I Norwegian!”