The Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door today

limblips

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and I wasn't happy about it since I had things to do involving some TV, a good cigar and some high dollar single malt scotch. I told them in no uncertain terms that I did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To my surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. I tried again, really put some muscle in it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude a$$e$ were sticking their foot in the door, I reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Sir, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
 

TurboK9

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and I wasn't happy about it since I had things to do involving some TV, a good cigar and some high dollar single malt scotch. I told them in no uncertain terms that I did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To my surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. I tried again, really put some muscle in it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude a$$e$ were sticking their foot in the door, I reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Sir, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

One hundred and two!!!

One hundred and TWO uses for a dead cat!!!!

:roflmao:
 
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