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Big Jock met a gorgeous blonde at a bar one night. Well, as always, he performed as well as one would expect of an athlete in his condition.
After it was all said and done, the blonde whose name was Jeannie said, "I am truly a Genie and you have satisfied me like no other. And for that I would like to grant you three wishes."
Big Jock couldn't believe his luck. He then said, "Well for my 1st wish, I would like to become the most famous Quarterback in history. For my 2nd wish, I'd like to be the most famous Goalie in history. And for my final wish, I would like to be History's most famous Pitcher."
Jeannie then said, "Well Big Boy, that's quite an order but I can do it. It'll take me a year or so, but all your wishes will come true."
In January, Big Jock was the 1st Quarterback to throw 11 consecutive touchdown passes leading his team to the biggest score and Super Bowl win in History.
In May, Jock was the 1st Goalie to post 15 consecutive shutouts on his team's way to winning the Stanley Cup.
The following October, his 3rd wish came true. Jock found himself turned into the Mona Lisa.
After it was all said and done, the blonde whose name was Jeannie said, "I am truly a Genie and you have satisfied me like no other. And for that I would like to grant you three wishes."
Big Jock couldn't believe his luck. He then said, "Well for my 1st wish, I would like to become the most famous Quarterback in history. For my 2nd wish, I'd like to be the most famous Goalie in history. And for my final wish, I would like to be History's most famous Pitcher."
Jeannie then said, "Well Big Boy, that's quite an order but I can do it. It'll take me a year or so, but all your wishes will come true."
In January, Big Jock was the 1st Quarterback to throw 11 consecutive touchdown passes leading his team to the biggest score and Super Bowl win in History.
In May, Jock was the 1st Goalie to post 15 consecutive shutouts on his team's way to winning the Stanley Cup.
The following October, his 3rd wish came true. Jock found himself turned into the Mona Lisa.