nhboy
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A woman goes to a surgeon to get rid of her wrinkles. He tells her there is a new invention called "the knob" that gets installed in the back of the head. Any time you get more wrinkles, just turn the knob to tighten up the skin. She has it installed and everything is great for a year.
Then one day she comes back to the surgeon and complains about the bags under her eyes. He says "Let me take a look" then he exclaims "those aren't bags, those are your boobs!"
She responds "Well, I guess that explains the goatee!"
Then one day she comes back to the surgeon and complains about the bags under her eyes. He says "Let me take a look" then he exclaims "those aren't bags, those are your boobs!"
She responds "Well, I guess that explains the goatee!"