The Ladies Room

[Roberta]

In The Ladies Room


11 Types Of Women In The Powder Room

Indifferent

Rushes in, raises dress with a "whoop," pulls crotch of panties aside
and squats with great force, rattling windows and causing breasts to bob
up and down. Hums lively tunes and sounds like a bucket of water being
poured from third story window.

* * *

Cautious

Has heard of so many girls contracting VD from toilet seats that she
straddles bowl, leans over to flush, pees on her nylons.

* * *

Worried

A week past due. Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on fingers.
Uses toilet paper, examines it hopefully. Peers into toilet before
flushing, sighing deeply. Walks out biting nails after forgetting to wash
hands. Resolves never to go to bed drunk again.

* * *

Conceited

Approaches toilet with undulating movements, giving the other girls
high-fives. Raises dress by fingertips. Expression while peeing indicates
that such a lovely creature should not be compelled to attend to such
lowly duties. This type farts louder than a firecracker and stinks like
a goat.

* * *

Sloppy

Skirt drags in toilet while squatting, pees all over front of toilet
seat, never uses toilet paper, drags her business all over seat, forgets
to flush and emerges with back of skirt caught in panties.

* * *

Timid

Looks under stall door to see if anyone else is in the can, turns on
faucet full force, backs up to toilet, squats quickly, flushes for
constant flow of water, coughs, hums, listens intently to learn if sound
other than faucet can be heard. Ends up with loud fart, walks out blushing.

* * *

Cross-Eyed

Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor.
Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can and carries a box
of Kleenex in her purse.

* * *

Frivolous

Lets stream go in little squirts to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your
Boat."

* * *

Literary

Always takes book of the month to the can with her. Blames "Forever
Amber" for her piles.

* * *

Big Time

Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to the other
girls about the guy she "had" last night. Shows girls her panties with
black lace edging and "Welcome" embroidered in the crotch. Has never
been to bed with a man.

* * *

Drunk

Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts, manages to raise dress.
Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter, pees for awhile singing happy
little songs. Suddenly starts sobbing uncontrollably as she realizes that
she forgot to pull her panties down. Sighs, continues to pee and sob.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Then there is me - the type that doesn't feel like waiting in the long line to the ladies room, so she visits the little boys room.

 

[julz20684]

Then there is me - the type that doesn't feel like waiting in the long line to the ladies room, so she visits the little boys room.

 

[ServiceGuy]

Then there is me - the type that doesn't feel like waiting in the long line to the ladies room, so she visits the little boys room.

Ya whats will the women in the mens room, you walkin they are all standing around, they look at you and say good ahead we will just be a minute. If they were only going to be a minute why is there five to ten of them standing there and a line at the ladies room a mile long? Would a ladie go ahead if she walked into the ladies room and found a group of men standing there???

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Would a ladie go ahead if she walked into the ladies room and found a group of men standing there???

I've used a mens restroom with men in there before. I've always asked if they had a problem with me using the restroom before I actually "walk" in. And I've always had a friend go with me (guy or gal) just to be on the safe side.