The Last Chicken

[justhangn]

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time
the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back
and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see that
police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular
customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem
with this is that this is the last chicken in the house. I'm
afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another
dish for you!"

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The
waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation
to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and
says, "Listen up, pal. That is MY chicken you are about to eat
and I'll warn you whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the
same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of
yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle
finger in the bird's rectum pulls it out and licks it. He then
gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!"