BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at3am in the morning.
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please"
JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.
SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.
GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please"
JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.
SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.
GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
A couple of these are priceless.