AK-74me
"Typical White Person"
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is
moving north or south (never does). Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold
up?"
The man responds, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver says, "I definitely want to help. On average, how much is everyone giving?"
Man responds, "About a gallon."
moving north or south (never does). Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold
up?"
The man responds, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver says, "I definitely want to help. On average, how much is everyone giving?"
Man responds, "About a gallon."