The Living Will...

[rack'm]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

Biotch...

 

[jazz lady]

I wonder if it was DoWhat and DidWhat?

 

[alucard]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

Biotch...

My wife would have thrown the Xbox out the window.

 

[virgovictoria]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

Biotch...

If "some machine" could mean pc, crackberry, a phone with way too many functions and/or some other video device with playback of old movies, I better hope she (your wife) doesn't go on a mercy mission!