PJumper
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A Sailor was sitting at the bar, one hand on his drink, staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making Marine steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig....
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" says the Marine bully, menacingly, as the Sailor
burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the Marine says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," the Sailor says.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late reporting to duty and my Chief put me on report. After knock off ships work, I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with my shipmate, and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you,.... you jerk, show up and drink the whole thing!"
"But enough about me, how's your day going?"
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" says the Marine bully, menacingly, as the Sailor
burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the Marine says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," the Sailor says.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late reporting to duty and my Chief put me on report. After knock off ships work, I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with my shipmate, and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you,.... you jerk, show up and drink the whole thing!"
"But enough about me, how's your day going?"