the Mark of the Beast

[FireBrand]

This is a sign in a yard at Solomons. Even though I think that the content is well justified, the sign in itself seems to be SELF-DEFEATING !!!

In the time that it takes to read this 'way over-worded' doggy diatribe, the pooch will have shat at least twice !

 

[rack'm]

Is the flaming bag of dog doo your next prank?

 

[bcp]

find out where they live.
go to their house after dark
climb up on the roof of their car
position yourself so that your exit ramp is located directly over the drivers window area
poop.




they might understand a little more clearly this way.

If you have a stomach virus at the time it becomes more impressive as it will flow into the vent system of their car.

 

[FireBrand]

Seriously, If it were my sign, I would simply say
"NO DOG SHIAT, Thank You" !!!

 

[Unbelievable]

I had this exact problem when I lived at our old house. I went out, picked up the sh*t in a zippy bag, got in my truck, drove up the street until I found the woman & the sh*t maker, put my window down, and handed the bag to the woman w/ the words..."I believe you dropped this."

Never saw the woman or sh*t maker again. Problem solved.

Now that is not only resourceful and takes a bit of gumption, but it's down right funny.

 

[ocean733]

I had this exact problem when I lived at our old house. I went out, picked up the sh*t in a zippy bag, got in my truck, drove up the street until I found the woman & the sh*t maker, put my window down, and handed the bag to the woman w/ the words..."I believe you dropped this."

Never saw the woman or sh*t maker again. Problem solved.