A guy is sitting at a bar by himself, just staring at his drink. A big, mean biker enters the bar, walks up to him and slams back the guys drink in one gulp, and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. The guy at the bar stars at the empty glass, and bursts out in tears. Biker looks him up and down, and asks him what he is so upset about.
Well, says the man 'Today has been the worst day of my life. My car got totaled on the way to work, I got into work late and was promptly fired, I found out my wife had been cheating on me with my best friend, she just told me she wants a divorce, and she just cleaned out all the banking and 401k accounts
So, I decided to just end it all and off myself here, so I bought some super concentrated poison, dumped it into my drink, and you came along and spoiled everything by drinking it in one gulp.
So, he asked the biker, 'how's your day going so far?'
Well, says the man 'Today has been the worst day of my life. My car got totaled on the way to work, I got into work late and was promptly fired, I found out my wife had been cheating on me with my best friend, she just told me she wants a divorce, and she just cleaned out all the banking and 401k accounts
So, I decided to just end it all and off myself here, so I bought some super concentrated poison, dumped it into my drink, and you came along and spoiled everything by drinking it in one gulp.
So, he asked the biker, 'how's your day going so far?'