The Milkman

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Fred the milkman had been delivering a gallon of milk every week for 10 years to old Mrs. Smith. One day when stopping to make his delivery, he saw a note that asked that he please leave 10 gallons that week.

He asked Mrs. Smith why she needed so much milk and she told him that she wanted to take a milk bath. He thought okay that’s fine and asked her if she would like it pasteurized.

She replied, no, just past my tits.
 
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