The Miracle of Toilet Paper

BigSlam123b

BigSlam123b

Only happy When It Rains
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband
that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not
so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts
to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for
a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over
the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


:peace:
 
AC/DC

AC/DC

Lord, I apologize.
Just after that comment, he didn't see his wife for three days.........about the fourth day is when the swelling in his left eye started to go down. :yay:
 
T

tlatchaw

Not dead yet.
Puts me in mind of the old Charmin slogan "it's irresistable." Isn't that kind of dangerous?

"Honey, are you about ready to go?"

"I can't stop wiping! It's irresistable!"
 
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