chernmax
NOT Politically Correct!!
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a small lizard
walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?
The monkey replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they
smoke a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and he's going to the
river to get a drink.
The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a
drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls
into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side.
Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you? You look a little goofy!
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuu*uuuuuck........Dude! How much water did you drink?"
walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?
The monkey replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they
smoke a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and he's going to the
river to get a drink.
The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a
drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls
into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side.
Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you? You look a little goofy!
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuu*uuuuuck........Dude! How much water did you drink?"
It's Kwillia and a lizard 
