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ShellyCW
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A rabbi, a reverand and a priest are in a burning building. The reverend says, "We must save the children!" The rabbi says,"F#ck the children!" The priest says, "Do we have time???"
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A man sits down at a bar and strikes up a conversation with the bartender. The bartender asks the man his name.
"My name is Bill, but my friends call me the Post Man because I'm a mail carrier," replied the man.
"Oh really? You know I built this bar with my own two hands? But nobody calls me Bob The Carpenter. I also wired the whole bar myself! No one ever calls me Bob The Electrician! But if you go and f#ck one goat..."
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A man sits down at a bar and strikes up a conversation with the bartender. The bartender asks the man his name.
"My name is Bill, but my friends call me the Post Man because I'm a mail carrier," replied the man.
"Oh really? You know I built this bar with my own two hands? But nobody calls me Bob The Carpenter. I also wired the whole bar myself! No one ever calls me Bob The Electrician! But if you go and f#ck one goat..."
