baileydog
I wanna be a SMIB
Boss just brings me a really nice looking dog wandering in the shop. Looked like a cross between a boxer and a big pit. Real friendly. I check his tag and call his home, no answer. Then it dawns on me, I know this dog. So I look across 235 and see his daddy mowing the lawn, thats why he didnt answer. I grab a wire to put on collor as a leash and head out to the road. Well I dont know how this damn dog got across the road cause he sure did not want to cross back. He laid me out flat in the parking lot. 
trying to get away from the edge of the road as traffic wizzed by. I have road rash on my knee, elbow and palm. It was truly a sight to see. My fat butt laying in the parking lot on 235. When I got up, I had to put him in my car and drive his dumb ass across the street. I should of put a hose thru the window from the exhaust pipe and euthanized him right there.
Anyone got an electric fence laying around I can tell his mommy and daddy about. They need it.
trying to get away from the edge of the road as traffic wizzed by. I have road rash on my knee, elbow and palm. It was truly a sight to see. My fat butt laying in the parking lot on 235. When I got up, I had to put him in my car and drive his dumb ass across the street. I should of put a hose thru the window from the exhaust pipe and euthanized him right there. Anyone got an electric fence laying around I can tell his mommy and daddy about. They need it.
