so, you pick up some babe in the bar and head on back home to do the dirty.
you get undressed, mr winky becomes interested in the situation and stands up like a ground hog and begins to survey his surrounding,
she, the babe you picked up, gently pets mr winky because she thinks hes cute, however, in doing so, she manages to wipe PrepH on mr winkys head, this in turn causes mr winky to shrink down to the size of the mosquito penis.
she laughs and leaves.....
I think, for my standards, Im going after that old wrinkled Beatch that has never so much as walked down the prepH isle... ugly is better than none.