gemma_rae
Well-Known Member
New fish goes to prison and is very distraught so the Old timer goes over and tries to comfort him. Old timer says "son, it ain't so bad in here, you like bowling?" New fish says "yeah I like bowling", "well you're gonna love Sunday, it's bowling day" replies the Old timer. "You like Italian food?" asks the Old Timer, New fish says "I absolutely love Italian food", Old timer tells him "Wednesday is Italian night in the mess hall, the Lasagne is great". Finally the Old timer asks "are you a homosexual?" New fish says "Oh no, I'm 100% straight!" Old timer looks at him and shakes his head and says "you ain't gonna like Friday nights at all!"