The New Resident

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Four elderly women are sitting at a table playing cards one afternoon in their condo clubhouse when in walks a man carrying his bags. Having never seen him before, they politely asked him if they could help him. The man said "I'm moving in". Curious, one of them asked him where he was moving from.

The man replied "the can". Confused the ladies asked him what the can was, and he replied "the joint, the slammer, the big house, prison". He could see that they were wondering what crime he could have committed, so he told them "I murdered my wife, cut her up into pieces, and buried her in the backyard. I've been in prison for the last 20 years.

Stunned, the ladies sit there, until one of them asks him "Soooo, you're single then?:smooch:
 
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