Ridunno
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Maria just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
So on her wedding night, she was nervous. Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up the stairs Maria went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstaris to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big, hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria, " said her mother. "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you."
So up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
Her mother replied, "Don't worry, Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up Maria went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and-a-half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta, " said the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
So on her wedding night, she was nervous. Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up the stairs Maria went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstaris to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big, hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria, " said her mother. "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you."
So up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
Her mother replied, "Don't worry, Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up Maria went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and-a-half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta, " said the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
but 
But...why in the HECK would you spend your wedding night in your parents' house anyway 
. Dumb virgins, 
!