The Night Before Elections

[RoseRed]

*'Twas the night before elections*
*And all through the town*
*Tempers were flaring*
*Emotions all up and down!*
**
*I, in my bathrobe*
*With a cat in my lap*
*Had cut off the TV*
*Tired of political crap.*
**
*When all of a sudden*
*There arose such a noise*
*I peered out of my window*
*Saw Obama and his boys*
**
*They had come for my wallet*
*They wanted my pay*
*To give to the others*
*Who had not worked a day!*
**
*He snatched up my money*
*And quick as a wink*
*Jumped back on his bandwagon*
*As I gagged from the stink*
**
*He then rallied his henchmen*
*Who were pulling his cart*
*I could tell they were ou t*
*To tear my country apart!*
**

*' On Fannie, on Freddie, *
*On Biden and Ayers!*
*On Acorn, On Pelosi'*
*He screamed at the pairs!*
**
*They took off for his cause*
*And as he flew out of sight*
*I heard him laugh at the nation*
*Who wouldn't stand up and fight!*
**
*So I leave you to think*
*On this one final note-*
*IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM*
*GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!*

 

[mkd20012001]

Good one!

 

[Sharon]

 

[desertrat]

*'Twas the night before elections*
*And all through the town*
*Tempers were flaring*
*Emotions all up and down!*
**
*I, in my bathrobe*
*With a cat in my lap*
*Had cut off the TV*
*Tired of political crap.*
**
*When all of a sudden*
*There arose such a noise*
*I peered out of my window*
*Saw Obama and his boys*
**
*They had come for my wallet*
*They wanted my pay*
*To give to the others*
*Who had not worked a day!*
**
*He snatched up my money*
*And quick as a wink*
*Jumped back on his bandwagon*
*As I gagged from the stink*
**
*He then rallied his henchmen*
*Who were pulling his cart*
*I could tell they were ou t*
*To tear my country apart!*
**

*' On Fannie, on Freddie, *
*On Biden and Ayers!*
*On Acorn, On Pelosi'*
*He screamed at the pairs!*
**
*They took off for his cause*
*And as he flew out of sight*
*I heard him laugh at the nation*
*Who wouldn't stand up and fight!*
**
*So I leave you to think*
*On this one final note-*
*IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM*
*GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!*

 

[HouseCat]

excellent!

 

[Masey]

'Twas the night before change
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all down!

We've has some bad years.
but we still have the house
The car has no gas
Traded the cat for a mouse.

When out on the lawn
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had heard of my lose
They wanted to help
They heard I was looted
By bad republican elfs!

They mention the debt
And waste and the war
They had stole trillions
and planed to steal more.

He mentioned rich bankers
and insurance execs
They are getting millions
it comes from your checks.

We know what they've done,
We have all the names!
We sent some to jail
and will do more of the same.

We got Abromoff
And Cunningham too
Gone is DeLay
but we need help from you!

So think of the kids
and the debt they will pay.
Remember the war.
GO VOTE the right way!!!!