clevalley
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An old biker on a ride in the country, walked into a tavern and saw a sign hanging over the bar which read:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walked up to the bar and beckoned to the exceptionally attractive female bartender.
"Yes?" she inquired with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispered the old biker, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purred, "I am."
The old biker replied, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walked up to the bar and beckoned to the exceptionally attractive female bartender.
"Yes?" she inquired with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispered the old biker, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purred, "I am."
The old biker replied, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
