The Oreo Personality Test

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which
people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their
personalities. Choose which method best describes your
favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with
abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with
some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No
one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4
billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way.
Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not
to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very
tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail
with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get
your work done quickly. You always have a million things to
do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and
suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you
good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up
beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and
rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total
denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a
propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have
a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find out how they work, though not always
able to put them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when
things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit
deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You
are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take
what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy,
selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got
yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from
small furry animals and seek professional medical help -
immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular
and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things
have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a
prim.
 

Sharon

* * * * * * * * *
Staff member
PREMO Member
First I do #5, while waiting for that one to soften I do #1...then it's on to #6, then I go back and eat #5 - adding a new #5, back to #6 and repeat until I run out of milk.

OMG I just read the descriptions for my actions with a simple cookie...they describe me perfectly.:cheers:
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
They don't have me on there!
I always take one apart, eat the half of the cookie that doesn't have any filling on it, then do it again with another cookie, then put together the two parts that did have filling on them and eat them like a "double stuff".
Wonder what that makes me (aside from weird)?
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
It means...

Originally posted by bknarw
They don't have me on there!
I always take one apart, eat the half of the cookie that doesn't have any filling on it, then do it again with another cookie, then put together the two parts that did have filling on them and eat them like a "double stuff".
Wonder what that makes me (aside from weird)?

...you don't have a personality! (j/k - really!)

I eat Oreos the same way, except that I dunk the newly formed "double stuffs" in milk. :yum:

And doesn't it drive you absolutely BONKERS when they don't separate cleanly. :burning: Let me go list this under the pet peeves thread. :lol:
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Re: It means...

Originally posted by jazz lady


...you don't have a personality! (j/k - really!)

I eat Oreos the same way, except that I dunk the newly formed "double stuffs" in milk. :yum:

And doesn't it drive you absolutely BONKERS when they don't separate cleanly. :burning: Let me go list this under the pet peeves thread. :lol:

Are you kidding? I have so many personalities I don't know what to do with them!
:biggrin:
It does drive me nuts when they don't separate cleanly! And someone once asked me why I didn't just go out and buy doublestuffs and get it over with. So, I tried it, and it wasn't nearly as good, or fun!
It's kinda like shelling all your pistachios first and then sitting down to eat them. I tried it once and it just didn't taste the same!
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Re: Re: It means...

Originally posted by bknarw


Are you kidding? I have so many personalities I don't know what to do with them!
:biggrin:

No comment. :angel:

It does drive me nuts when they don't separate cleanly! And someone once asked me why I didn't just go out and buy doublestuffs and get it over with. So, I tried it, and it wasn't nearly as good, or fun!

I think it's the tactical feel of the squish - ahhhh... and then chomping on the result! :yum:
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Re: Re: Re: It means...

Originally posted by jazz lady


No comment. :angel:



I think it's the tactical feel of the squish - ahhhh... and then chomping on the result! :yum:

You know what's almost as good?
When you get the chocolate covered graham cracker cookies, bite off a piece, then soak them in milk. It finally gets to the point where the thin chocolate layer is the only thing holding it all together.
You talk about your "Squish"!!!!
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
STOP!

Originally posted by bknarw


You know what's almost as good?
When you get the chocolate covered graham cracker cookies, bite off a piece, then soak them in milk. It finally gets to the point where the thin chocolate layer is the only thing holding it all together.
You talk about your "Squish"!!!!

You're making me SO hungry - I haven't even had LUNCH yet - guess it's too late - well, does half a bag of microwave popcorn count as lunch?

Maybe I'll stop after work and get some of them...oreos or choco-covered grahams... :yum:
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Re: STOP!

Originally posted by jazz lady


You're making me SO hungry - I haven't even had LUNCH yet - guess it's too late - well, does half a bag of microwave popcorn count as lunch?

Maybe I'll stop after work and get some of them...oreos or choco-covered grahams... :yum:

I LOVE microwave popcorn, but people hate it when you make it at work. They can all smell it!

Try the choco-grahams; there's a bag at the store with your name all over it!
:biggrin:
 
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