ServiceGuy
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There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted
organist Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled
while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the
congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something
had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to
mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and
maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of
the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will
make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly
for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said. "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath
a thermon tewday"
organist Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled
while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the
congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something
had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to
mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and
maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of
the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will
make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly
for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said. "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath
a thermon tewday"
