The Penguin

GopherM

Darwin was right
A penguin was driving across the desert when his car began to overheat. Luckily he made it into a small town and found a garage open.

The mechanic told the penguin he would take a look at the car and that he should come back in an hour.

The penguin wandered around town and found an ice cream parlor. What could be better on a hot desert day than a nice ice cream. He got the biggest vanilla cone he could and wandered back to the garage just as he was finishing the ice cream cone.

The mechanic looked up from his work under the hood and said, "Blew a seal."

The penguin said, "No, just eating an ice cream cone."
 

FireBrand

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GopherM said:
A penguin was driving across the desert when his car began to overheat. Luckily he made it into a small town and found a garage open.

The mechanic told the penguin he would take a look at the car and that he should come back in an hour.

The penguin wandered around town and found an ice cream parlor. What could be better on a hot desert day than a nice ice cream. He got the biggest vanilla cone he could and wandered back to the garage just as he was finishing the ice cream cone.

The mechanic looked up from his work under the hood and said, "Blew a seal."

The penguin said, "No, just eating an ice cream cone."

that is sooooooooooooo old ! :lmao:
 

baileydog

I wanna be a SMIB
Homer J said:
You mean like "Michael Vick will go into jail a tight end and come out a wide receiver." :rimshot:


I wasnt here yeasterday so I missed all the Vick jokes, BUt dang, what a good start. :lmao: This one was funny.
 
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