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justhangn
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This fellow walked into a pharmacy and asked for a vial of
cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked
what he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry, Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to
understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any
cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his
wife.
The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies,
"I’m sorry, Sir. I didn't realize you had a prescription."
cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked
what he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry, Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to
understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any
cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his
wife.
The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies,
"I’m sorry, Sir. I didn't realize you had a prescription."