GopherM
Darwin was right
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska
for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales'
hat and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10 foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat
from the bear's grasp, then using long clubs, the three loggers finished
off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck,
while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.
'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!', he told them. 'I
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic Environmental Activists, but now I've seen with my own
eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, 'Who
was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact
with heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
sure don't know nothin' about bear huntin! Is the bait holding up, or do we
need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'
for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales'
hat and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10 foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat
from the bear's grasp, then using long clubs, the three loggers finished
off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck,
while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.
'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!', he told them. 'I
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic Environmental Activists, but now I've seen with my own
eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, 'Who
was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact
with heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
sure don't know nothin' about bear huntin! Is the bait holding up, or do we
need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'
