An young blonde high school girl decided she wanted to earn some money during the summer, so she decided to call herself a handy girl, and set out drumming up business. She went to a house in her neighborhood, and talked to the owner of the house. She asked if there was anything he needed done, and he said "Sure, you can paint our porch". He asked her how much she wanted for the job, and she said $50.00. the man agreed, and told her where the paint and brushes were.
The mans wife came over, and said "Does she realize we have a wrap around porch?"
About 30 minutes later, the girl came to the door and said she was finished. The man asked her if she was sure she had completed the job.
"Sure, she said. I had enough paint leftover to give it a second coat. And by the way, it was a Maseriti, not a Porch."
Baa dump bump.
The mans wife came over, and said "Does she realize we have a wrap around porch?"
About 30 minutes later, the girl came to the door and said she was finished. The man asked her if she was sure she had completed the job.
"Sure, she said. I had enough paint leftover to give it a second coat. And by the way, it was a Maseriti, not a Porch."
Baa dump bump.