The power of aspirin

[saddlemount]

A guy is out with his buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky, but true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

 

[rack'm]

I always liked the one where his wife says she has a headache, so he takes a BC powder, pours it across his manhood and asks her, "how do you want it honey, oral or rectal?"

 

[saddlemount]

I always liked the one where his wife says she has a headache, so he takes a BC powder, pours it across his manhood and asks her, "how do you want it honey, oral or rectal?"

Ooooh..

 

[Shetiger]