The Real FBI...

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
FBI Races Past Protesters Screaming ‘Kill The Jews’ To Arrest Woman Praying Silently Outside Abortion Clinic

STAMFORD, CT — An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming "Kill the Jews" to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.

"You need the discipline to ignore any distractions and focus on where the real danger is," said the lead FBI agent as the team made its way through the increasingly agitated crowd of protestors in the street. "Sorry, folks! Pardon us, dear citizens participating in your democratic right to assemble in protest! We've got a clear and present threat to neutralize!"





You know they would.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
And after they leave the FBI, they apply their skills...


Former FBI agent, DC real estate developer sentenced on bribery and conspiracy charges

A former FBI agent and a Washington, D.C., real estate developer were sentenced to years in prison after being convicted on bribery and conspiracy charges.

Former FBI agent David Paitsel, 42, and D.C. real estate developer Brian Bailey, 53, were sentenced Wednesday “for their role in schemes involving confidential information held by the D.C. Department of Housing and Community Development,” according to an announcement from the D.C. U.S. attorney’s office.

The office said there were two parts to the scheme Paitsel and Bailey led. Bailey was found guilty of bribing a program specialist at the D.C. Department of Housing and Community Development to “in exchange for confidential, unredacted Tenant Opportunity to Purchase Act (TOPA) offer of sale notices.” These notices are not given out to the public and contain information such as the names of tenants residing at a property.



 
Top