dizzy
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A young woman with flaming red hair goes into the doctor's office and
says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's very strange", says the doctor, "show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams. Every
place she touches makes her scream.
The doctor stands back, looks her over and says "you have lovely red
hair"
She responds:
"Oh, thank you - Miss Clairol Number 43-G. Actually I'm a blonde"
The doctor responds:
"I thought so...
ma'am your finger is broken"
says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's very strange", says the doctor, "show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams. Every
place she touches makes her scream.
The doctor stands back, looks her over and says "you have lovely red
hair"
She responds:
"Oh, thank you - Miss Clairol Number 43-G. Actually I'm a blonde"
The doctor responds:
"I thought so...
ma'am your finger is broken"