the sad state of most St. Mary's couples

[slaphappynmd]

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

 

[Coventry17]

 

[virgovictoria]

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

You are quite the pig.

 

[Floyd2004]

Haha nice

 

[Coventry17]

the sad state of most S... 05-30-2007 03:15 PM shut up you stipid idiot, knobody cares if you think it is funny or not, why don't you just go back to the looney bin were you belong ha ah aha ah aha hah a hh ah ah plop plop fiz




Typical. I love being called stupid by someone who can't spell. You're a moron and your mother tried to abort you. Kill yourself.

 

[beerlover]

Ha! Ha! It's true... I think there must be something in the air around here that transforms women into huge, lethargic, lumbering beasts. I've never seen so many in such a small area before. I like a few extra pounds on a woman and all, but when you are driving with your arm on the window sill and your arm flab covers the door handle, it's time to take action.

 

[slaphappynmd]

the sad state of most S... 05-30-2007 03:15 PM shut up you stipid idiot, knobody cares if you think it is funny or not, why don't you just go back to the looney bin were you belong ha ah aha ah aha hah a hh ah ah plop plop fiz




Typical. I love being called stupid by someone who can't spell. You're a moron and your mother tried to abort you. Kill yourself.

awww, that poor person that left you that karma must have felt that song hit too close to home. just them