A self-proclaimed “saint” was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.
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Y'all laugh now, but when you see that herd of turtles coming over the hill you'd best be prepared to run (just not very fast).
Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police
A self-proclaimed “saint” was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.
Y'all laugh now, but when you see that herd of turtles coming over the hill you'd best be prepared to run (just not very fast).