BillnChristi
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A salesman making his rounds one day stops at a farm way on the outskirts of a town. The salesman notices tons of old and rusty farming equipment lying around and looks like it hasn't been used in years. The salesman knocks on the door and waits for a reply. An old farmer answers the door and immediately the salesman begins to give his pitch about a new line of farming equipment.
After about 2 hours of talking, the farmer agrees to buy several pieces of equipment for use on the farm but explains to the salesman that he doesn't have any cash on him and they would have to go to bank the next morning. The salesman agrees and lets the farmer know he would get a hotel in town and meet up with him the following morning. The farmer explains to the salesman that there isn't a hotel in town and that he would have to stay in the farmers barn in an old pickup truck parked in there. The salesman readily agrees since he will be making a huge commission from the sale and thinks that one night in the cab of a pickup is worth the money he is going to make from the deal. The farmer however states that one condition must be met. The salesman must NOT have his way with either of his daughters. The salesman readily agrees.
The farmer invites the salesman to join his family for dinner. As the salesman sits down for dinner he notices the most beautiful woman he as ever seen walk down the stairs and join them at the table. The farmer introduces her as his daughter Nellie. A few minutes later an even more beautiful woman joins them at the table. The farmer introduces her as his daughter Venus. Remembering his agreement with the farmer, the salesman hurriedly eats his food and heads off to the barn for bed.
Around midnite, the barn door opens and in walks Nellie. Nellie immediately walks over to the cab of the truck and climbs in. The salesman forgets about the agreement and makes love to Nellie for over an hour. When finished, Nellie thanks him and leaves.
Around 2 am, the barn door opens and Venus walks in. Again, Venus climbs in the truck and again the salesman forgets about the agreement. They also make love for over an hour. Once done, Venus thanks him and departs also.
The next morning the salesman wakes up worrying about the mistakes he made the night before. He slowly approaches the farm house expecting for the farmer to meet him in a fit of rage. Instead the farmer greets him with a smile. The two make their journey into town to the bank to get the money for the equipment the farmer bought. Once the salesman receives the money he immediately leaves town hoping that the farmer will never find out.
About 9 months later the salesman was thinking of that wonderful nite in the farmers barn when he received a letter from the farmer. The letter said:
Dear Salesman,
Was it you who did the pushing?
Left the stains upon the cushion?
Left the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Since you screwed my daughter Nellie
she's been having problems with her Bellie.
Don't you think there is something that should be done?
Signed,
the Farmer
the salesman thought for a few and replied with this letter:
Dear Farmer,
Yes, it was I who did the pushing,
left the stains upon the cushion,
left the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
Since I screwed your daughter Venus,
I've been having problems with my penis,
so don't you think we're even all-around.
Signed,
the Saleman
After about 2 hours of talking, the farmer agrees to buy several pieces of equipment for use on the farm but explains to the salesman that he doesn't have any cash on him and they would have to go to bank the next morning. The salesman agrees and lets the farmer know he would get a hotel in town and meet up with him the following morning. The farmer explains to the salesman that there isn't a hotel in town and that he would have to stay in the farmers barn in an old pickup truck parked in there. The salesman readily agrees since he will be making a huge commission from the sale and thinks that one night in the cab of a pickup is worth the money he is going to make from the deal. The farmer however states that one condition must be met. The salesman must NOT have his way with either of his daughters. The salesman readily agrees.
The farmer invites the salesman to join his family for dinner. As the salesman sits down for dinner he notices the most beautiful woman he as ever seen walk down the stairs and join them at the table. The farmer introduces her as his daughter Nellie. A few minutes later an even more beautiful woman joins them at the table. The farmer introduces her as his daughter Venus. Remembering his agreement with the farmer, the salesman hurriedly eats his food and heads off to the barn for bed.
Around midnite, the barn door opens and in walks Nellie. Nellie immediately walks over to the cab of the truck and climbs in. The salesman forgets about the agreement and makes love to Nellie for over an hour. When finished, Nellie thanks him and leaves.
Around 2 am, the barn door opens and Venus walks in. Again, Venus climbs in the truck and again the salesman forgets about the agreement. They also make love for over an hour. Once done, Venus thanks him and departs also.
The next morning the salesman wakes up worrying about the mistakes he made the night before. He slowly approaches the farm house expecting for the farmer to meet him in a fit of rage. Instead the farmer greets him with a smile. The two make their journey into town to the bank to get the money for the equipment the farmer bought. Once the salesman receives the money he immediately leaves town hoping that the farmer will never find out.
About 9 months later the salesman was thinking of that wonderful nite in the farmers barn when he received a letter from the farmer. The letter said:
Dear Salesman,
Was it you who did the pushing?
Left the stains upon the cushion?
Left the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Since you screwed my daughter Nellie
she's been having problems with her Bellie.
Don't you think there is something that should be done?
Signed,
the Farmer
the salesman thought for a few and replied with this letter:
Dear Farmer,
Yes, it was I who did the pushing,
left the stains upon the cushion,
left the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
Since I screwed your daughter Venus,
I've been having problems with my penis,
so don't you think we're even all-around.
Signed,
the Saleman
