Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house, she approaches him in a most provocative manner.
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asks the wife in a soft sweet voice.
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?"
Intrigued he answers "Uh, no."
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now" she says as she leans down and whispers, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o."
"Well" she whispers in his ear, "then go look in the garage..."
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asks the wife in a soft sweet voice.
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?"
Intrigued he answers "Uh, no."
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now" she says as she leans down and whispers, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o."
"Well" she whispers in his ear, "then go look in the garage..."
