The Silent Fart:

[GopherM]

An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through the service, she leaned over and said to her husband,
' I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?'

He replied, ' Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

 

[desertrat]

An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through the service, she leaned over and said to her husband,
' I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?'

He replied, ' Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

Had to send that one on to my Mom.

 

[HouseCat]

 

[USMCBulldog]

Haha - Awesome...

 

[kbeachcat123]

Dutch Oven = Holding your significant other under the sheets while you let out a silent but deadly.